an unexpected journey:
the desolation of smaug:
the battle of five armies:
oh look, its the Durins’ heartbeats
Gary is officially the name for all of my annoying bit-part NPCs from now on.
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN
forever and ever
If your going to dragon-con in atlanta this weekend
I Have No Plot But I Know Which Groceries These Characters Would Buy: A Tale of Misplaced Priorities
the struggle is real
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.